Welcome to the land of contrived examples and imperfect metaphors. Today we will be visiting a store called the five-item store. You’re only allowed to buy five items, no more, no less. The moment we enter the store, a cashier sees us and begins tailing us, and he keeps repeating “give me your items for so that I can make a bill” over and over again, so we just pick up an item and give it to him, and he shrieks and says “give me all five at the same time or none at all.” At this point you’re probably very annoyed, and this is when, a man in a suit introduces himself, says he is a personal shopper and he will deal with the cashier on your behalf, of course it will cost you a little bit (that’s how corporations suck money, kids!). But since you’re so annoyed, you say “okay, fine! I’ll pay the fee”. The personal shopper is jovial, quiet, and helps you to find the items you need to. You pick two boxes of cookies and hand it over to the personal shopper, then you pick three boxes of coffee (a programmer has needs!) and hand it over. Now that you have five items the personal shopper takes all your items and goes the cashier and gets you the bill. You pay and you leave.
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